Old "Texthibitionist", like writing comments and posts and getting off here. Love Nancy Friday! Not looking for any real-world contact, just fun, fantasies and orgasms.
Or, in the immortal words of Ivor Biggun:
I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker,
And it does me good
Like it bl**dy well should!
I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker,
And I'm always pulling my pud!