My name is John Normand and I live at 424 Urbandale APT 1. I am seeking the sturdy cock of a sailor or other assorted ruffian. I crave cock day and night since awakening from my coma in that freak accident when a television fell on my foot. I have been practicing anal gaping by sitting on traffic cones for a few years and I can get it almost all the way down, although it invites some strange looks from the passing motorists. I live with my male model Akira, who once served as the model for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the Ghostbusters movie. He doesn't have a penis and claims to be female and so uses a gigantic strapon in my welcoming ass. Many a dildo was lost in that cavernous void, for as they say sometimes when you stare into an abyss, the abyss gobbles your cock and it is never seen again. If this danger thrills you, please stick any cock in me you like. My ass is like an addict with an open vein, just waiting to be injected with sticky cum to plaster my malodorous man cavern. The picture you see is me in my natural state, now that I worship Baphomet the Lord of the Underworld, all praise him and tremble in his magnificent glory. I am head demon in charge of fluffing goats, and I suck goat suck with the expertise one can only get when one sells his soul at a crossroads to dark forces not meant to be named by mortal mouths. One day I shall satiate the deep desire for cock that I have, but it will take a lot of them and I fear before such a time I shall leave a trail of dry husks strewn about my front lawn, cocks frozen in rigor having been ridden to their extremes.