Hi, and thanks for showing up today. Because today is a very special day for You. You're very own Special Lucky Day.
How else could you explain that you are sitting there naked watching some freaky ass porn you wouldn't even tell your therapist about, then somehow ended up on my profile page so you were interested in me, OD_boB, that's who I am.
I also watch porn when I'm naked. Who would keep clothes on for porn?
Also, I did actually tell therapist what porn I watch. The next week, he was on professional hiatus, moving his practice to East Coast.
Are you still reading this, and you fondling yourself? I totally get it. Did you check out my photos and videos yet? If we ever meet in the world... Yep, you know it. You know you want it. Lucky You, right? Lucky me, too. (P. S. I sound cocky, but it's because I'm confident in my skills, abilities, and focus on priorities)
P. P. S. No personal pronouns were attached to the reader. You are my reader, that makes you my favorite. So I will treat you as such. But only in the real world.